Hey YOU..DoN't B1OcK the BlOgGerZ

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from
Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:

‘Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang
Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden  Airlines, I would like to welcome
you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not
know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any
resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are
available to make you feel comfortable.  Meanwhile, the airkwaft is
going to FRY. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until
dinner is served  at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your  fright with us. Funk kill.’

Yesterday evening I was walking to Hotel Paradize tours @ Masjid India to make ticket reservation with a MP3 studded in my ears. As usual the place is filled with police and Majlis Perbandaran, I saw some peculiar looking eyes staring at me, I don’t know why but that is the culture of thos foreigner’s to stare at someone as though you owe them money !! Suddenly one potato looking old A$$ approached near me and waved his hands to me and said “HI” , i totally ignored him and went away.. You know what this Maggot did.. he came very close to me and rubbed my hands and walk pass me ( it was 11.30am) … I stumbled and turn back to show some “sign” but luckily he manage to get away.. Can you imagine the trauma that i went through untill i reach the LRT station. It is not safe anymore to walk at Masjid India, unless you are equipped with some weapons. This old fools are simply nuisance to the public..
Let me describe him :-

• Bald
• Fat as potato
• Wear glasses ( round face)
• He is not local might be a Paki or Bangladeshi
• He can hardly walk..saw him limping
• If he wave hand at you.. Don’t avoid him or stare ..JUST RAN AWAY !!!

I cursed that he will vomit maggot and die